Unlikely Event Insurance
We specialize in covering the unexpected.
Like, have you ever accidentally turned into a chicken while on a bus? Or accidentally superglued your shoes to the floor in a crowded elevator? We've got you covered!
Our policies include:
- Clucking Mad Insurance (up to $1,000 for any fowl play)
- Sudden Onset Glue-Adhesion Insurance (up to $500 for any stuck-in-your-tracks situation)
- Rooster-astrophe Insurance (up to $5,000 for any unexpected avian transformation)
Don't wait for the unexpected! Contact us today to purchase your Unlikely Event Insurance!
Testimonials
"I was so glad I had Unlikely Event Insurance when I turned into a chicken on the bus! They paid for all my therapy sessions!" - Karen, happy customer
"I was stuck in the elevator for hours due to superglue, but Unlikely Event Insurance paid for my lost wages!" - Dave, another happy customer