Troubleshooting Guide for the Chronically Inept

Are you tired of being unable to fix your toaster?

1. Step 1: Turn the toaster off and on again
2. prophetsStep 2: Check the power cord for damage or frayed ends
3. Step 3: Consult the user manual (if you still have it)

And if all else fails, just give up and call a repairman. Or a friend. Or a stranger on the street. Really, just call someone.