When in Bureaucracy, it's essential to speak the language of the land. This means using words like 'synergy,' 'discretion,' and 'proactive' in every sentence, even if you have no idea what they mean.
Learn more about the Bureaucratic Lexicon"The synergy between our team and the client is truly proactive, and I'm confident that with a bit of discretion, we can turn this project around."
(Translation: "We're all confused and overworked, but let's pretend we're doing something.)"
When interacting with Bureaucratic officials, it's vital to remember that they're not just people; they're cogs in a machine designed to slow you down.
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