Answer Phone Home: A Guide for the Utterly Confused
Are you tired of being confused? Do you have a nagging sense of uncertainty that just won't quit?
Look no further! Our team of expert bureaucrats has crafted a comprehensive guide to help you navigate even the most complex of phone systems.
From the intricacies of hold music to the art of pressing 1 for English, we've got you covered.
Learn more about our phone home protocols.
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Phone Home Protocols
Step 1: Press 1 for English.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes for someone to pick up.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until you get bored.
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Hold Music Hysteria
A symphony of elevator music, designed to drive you mad.
From the classics to the modern twists, we've got the hold music for every occasion.
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