By law, all departmental employees are mandated to read this appendix.
Section 5, subsection A states: "Employees shall not care about the consequences of their actions."
Section 5, subsection B states: "Employees shall not care about the well-being of their colleagues."
Section 5, subsection C states: "Employees shall not care about the quality of their work."
Section 5, subsection D states: "Employees shall not care about anything except their own interests."
By not caring, we mean the absence of any concern for the well-being or success of others.
We are not responsible for the consequences of this policy.