Bureaucratic Bloopers - FAQ

Q: Why do you still use paper forms in the 21st century?

A: Because our ancestors fought for the right to be slow and inefficient!

Q: Why do your employees wear so much red tape?

A: It's a union requirement. Also, it's very fashionable.

Q: Can I get a copy of my employee handbook?

A: Negative. You can, however, get a 500-page PDF with a lot of legalese and some nice diagrams of clipboards.