Bureaucratic Bloopers Union - Union Requirements

Union Requirements

Welcome to the most bureaucratic union in the world, where we're all just trying not to get fired.

To join, you must meet the following requirements:

Fill out form 27-B in triplicate, with at least 5 ink pens and 3 highlighters.
Pay the union dues of exactly $42.50, or risk being forced to work on Fridays.
Agree to a 3-year contract, which you'll probably just end up breaking.
Attend a mandatory 2-day retreat to learn the art of napping in a conference room.