The Question

In the grand tradition of bureaucratic obfuscation, we have been asked to explain what, exactly, the question is.

Unfortunately, the question has been lost in the depths of our database, probably because we forgot to file it away in triplicate.

However, based on our extensive research (i.e., we stared at this screen for 5 minutes), we have managed to distill the essence of the question down to three possible answers:

Option 1: The Question is a Question

Yes, you read that right: the question is, in fact, a question. A question about something, but we can't remember what that something is.

Option 2: The Question is Not a Question

No, seriously, the question is not a question. It's more like... uh, a statement? A declaration of some sort. Or maybe just a bunch of words on a piece of paper.

Option 3: The Question is a Question, But Not Really

We're pretty sure this is the correct answer, but our lawyers are on the phone, and they're telling us to say that we're not really sure.

We hope this helps. Or not. Good luck, and don't forget to wear a helmet when reading this page, as the content may cause dizziness or spontaneous confusion.

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