Privacy Policy: The Official Unreadable Fine Print
By using our website, you agree to the following terms of service, which we will not actually enforce but will pretend to be serious about.
- We will not share your data with anyone, except our lawyers who need it to write a strongly worded letter.
- We will not use cookies for tracking, except to track your cookie-browsing history for our own entertainment purposes.
- We will not sell your personal data to the highest bidder, unless you're a human rights lawyer, in which case we'll offer you a 10% discount.
By continuing to navigate this website, you are consenting to the use of your data in the following ways:
- To generate a personalized algorithm to predict your favorite flavor of ice cream.
- To train our AI to recognize your face from a 20-year-old selfie.
- To send you targeted ads for our affiliate partners, who are not actually our affiliate partners, but rather our friends who owe us a favor.
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