Directive 3456-B: All Employees Shall Be Required to Watch an Hour of PowerPoint Presentations Daily

By Order of the Bureaucratic Mandate, all employees shall be required to watch a minimum of one hour of PowerPoint presentations daily, Monday through Friday, for the purpose of increasing productivity and reducing the risk of spontaneous combustion due to excessive boredom.

Section 3, Subsection 1: Mandatory PowerPoint Presentations shall be held in the Conference Room 3456, at precisely 10:00 AM and 2:00 PM daily.

Section 4, Subsection 2: All presentations shall be delivered by certified Bureaucratic Mandate Presenters (CBMPs), who shall be equipped with the latest in PowerPoint 2023 technology.

Hyperlinks to Related Mandates:

Mandate 3456-A: All employees shall wear socks with their pants
Mandate 3456-B (Revised): All employees shall be required to eat a minimum of 2 pounds of Brussels Sprouts per week