Department of Unnecessary Delays

We are the guardians of procrastination, the masters of momentum killers.

Here's what you can do while you wait:

• Lost in the Loop: A Guide to Endless Circularity
• Paralyzing Paperwork: The Art of Filling out Forms
• Office Politics 101: A Course in Passive-Aggressive Power Struggles

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• The Quest for the Perfect Stapler: A Journey of Self-Discovery
• Office Supplies as Therapy: Exploring the Emotional Depth of a Stapler