The Bureaucratic Snack Registry

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Snack #123: The infamous "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just On Energy-Saving-Mode" Cereal Bites

Submitted by: Jane Doe, Snack Enthusiast

Reason for Snacking: "I'm on a tight schedule, but my stomach is on a tighter one"

Time of Snacking: 14:47:00

Location of Snacking: The Snack Lab, Bureaucratic District

Snack #456: The "I've Given Up On Life" Trail Mix Bites

Submitted by: John Doe, Snack Connoisseur

Reason for Snacking: "The world has lost all meaning, and I just need something crunchy"

Time of Snacking: 16:01:00

Location of Snacking: The Existentialist Cafe, Bureaucratic District

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