html Appendix B: The Unassailable Guide to Justifying Incompetence

Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination

When in doubt, just add more meetings. Read on for more techniques.

Chapter 2: The Science of Bureaucratic Dance

A carefully choreographed sequence of pointless hand-waving and nodding. Learn more about the intricate steps involved.

Chapter 3: Bureaucratic Bureaucracy 101

A crash course in unnecessary complexity. Master the art of doing nothing.

Chapter 4: The Ancient Art of Stalling

A time-honored tradition of doing absolutely nothing productive. The final chapter, because who needs to finish this book?