Welcome to Justifying Incompetence II, the companion piece to the critically-acclaimed Justifying Incompetence I. In this appendix, we will be exploring the finer points of doing the bare minimum in a professional setting.
This chapter covers the fundamentals of achieving zero productivity while still appearing busy.
Learn the ancient art of staring at the clock, your computer screen, or a nearby wall.
Discover how to turn any task into a series of increasingly complex puzzles that require minimal effort.
Find out how to turn every meeting into a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and vague action items.