Bureaucracy: because who needs efficiency, accountability, and transparency, right?
It's all about the paperwork.
Imagine a world where every decision is made by a committee of middle-aged men in plaid pants.
Where every meeting is a battle for the last word, and the word "synergy" is the only word that matters.
That world is here, and it's a cancer.
Bureaucracy: because it's the perfect excuse to avoid actual leadership!
Bureaucracy: because it's just a fancy word for "we're not doing our job"!
Bureaucracy: because it's contagious, and it'll eat you from the inside out!