It's not the other way around, folks.
In a shocking twist, experts have confirmed that Bureaucracy is not the cure, but rather the symptom. That's right, the endless forms, the pointless meetings, and the soul-sucking red tape are not the cause of all our problems, but rather the symptoms of something far more insidious.
The real cause, it turns out, is an overabundance of middle-management.
A recent study found that 9 out of 10 managers are actually just pretending to be important, but are secretly just as lost as the people they're "leading."