Are you a donkey stuck in a difficult situation? Do you find yourself wondering what to do next?
Well, wonder no more! Our Donkey Dilemma Generator is here to help you navigate the absurdities of life.
Get started with a donkey drama or try our donkey comedy for a lighter mood.
Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try our donkey crisis hotline for some real talk.
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Or, if all else fails, just go apeshit and run away from it all.
Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try our DonkeySolution for a real solution to your problem.
Or... just make something up, we don't really care, honestly, who are we to judge?
Or, if you're just plain bored, try our DonkeyBoredom generator for some good old fashioned tedium.