International Pups Inc. - Adopting from Abroad

Welcome to International Pups Inc., where borders are made to be crossed, and our prices are made to be low.

Are you tired of the same old, boring, locally-sourced puppy? Do you yearn for a furry friend with a exotic flair? Look no further! Our international adoption program is designed to bring you the most unique, most rare, and most likely-to-be-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-for-smuggling puppies from around the world.

Popular International Adoptees:

Why settle for just any old dog, when you can have an international man of mystery... or woman of sass.

Don't wait - adopt from abroad today! (But not too far, we have to pay import taxes, you see.)

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Rogue Puppies - smuggled in from the shadows, and guaranteed to be 100% not-from-around-the-corner.

Disclaimer: Our international adoption program may not be supported by our government, but it is supported by our lawyers.

Read our testimonials from satisfied customers (Or not.)

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