Welcome to the Buy Me A Suit Club

The world's most prestigious organization for those who refuse to do their own laundry

Membership Perks Suit Rules

Our members receive:

• A new suit every week, delivered to their doorstep.
• A personalized laundry list of tasks they should have done last week.
• A complimentary "Get off my lawn!" lawn sign for their front yard.

Don't have time for that? Don't worry, our expert staff of sartorially-attired assistants will do it all for you.

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Join the ranks of the fashionably-challenged and start living your best, most pressed life today!

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