Buy me a Sunset

It's not like I have a budget or anything. I just really want a good sunset. You know, with a couple of nice, juicy clouds and a few wisps of golden light. Is that too much to ask?
Offer me a sunset in 30 days, 10 days, or 1 day?

Or if you can't afford that, how about a nice sunset view? I hear those are cheap.

I'll take a sunset view with a few nice palm trees.

Or, you know, I could just have a sunset simulation on my computer screen. That's not as good as the real thing, but it's better than nothing, right?

I'll take the sunset simulation, but with more realistic clouds.

And can you make the simulation interactive? You know, so I can pretend I'm actually experiencing a sunset?

Or, you know, I could just go outside. But that's too much effort.

Fine, I'll just go outside. But only if it's raining.