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Welcome to Pointless Pins, the premier destination for buying pins that serve no real purpose.
Q: What is the point of a pointless pin?
A: The point is that there isn't one. That's the point.
Q: How do I buy one of these lovely pins?
A: Simply navigate to How to Buy and follow the steps.
Q: Are these pins safe for children?
A: Only if you're looking for a way to distract your kids from the crushing ennui of existence while you pretend to care about their well-being.
Q: Can I return or exchange a pointless pin?
A: No, because that would defeat the purpose of the pin. You're stuck with it now.