Buy More Subscriptions, You Philistine

Are you tired of living on the edge of financial disaster? Do you yearn for the security of knowing your monthly bills will always be astronomical? Look no further! Our subscription service has got you covered.

• Get the Armor Subscription Package - Includes: 5 extra screens, an extra pair of socks, and the right to yell at your family for being poor
• Splurge for the Premium Package - Includes: 10 extra screens, 2 extra pairs of socks, and 1 free hug from our CEO

Why choose us?

We're not just a subscription service, we're a lifestyle. And by lifestyle, we mean "you'll never be able to afford anything except our subscriptions." But hey, who needs experiences and happiness when you can have 5 extra screens and 2 extra pairs of socks?

Testimonials

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"I've never had more pairs of socks, thanks to Subscription Overload!" - Bob S.