Cable Tap Techniques

Technique 5: The Tap of a Thousand Faces

Also known as "The Frenemy of the LAN," this technique involves tapping a network cable with an air gap of precisely 0.7mm, creating an unstable connection that will drive your coworkers mad.

Benefits:

Unreliability is the best reliability.

Creates a sense of existential dread in those around you.

Drawbacks:

High maintenance.

May require frequent re-tapping.

Technique 6: The Tap of a Thousand Frustrations