Cable types for the most discerning, adventurous, and possibly doomed souls.
Soul Sucking Cables - For when you want to drain the energy from your enemies' souls, but not their Wi-Fi signals.
Quantum Entanglement Cables - For when you want to connect with your doppelgangers across the vast expanse of spacetime.
Gravitational Anchor Cables - For when you want to keep your pants from floating away while you're using the quantum entanglement cables.
Time Traveler's Cables - For when you want to go back in time and prevent your cat from getting lost under the couch.
Black Hole Cables - For when you want to drain the power from a nearby star, because you're a mad scientist.
Antimatter Bait - For when you want to catch yourself some exotic matter, but not too much of it, because that would be bad.