HH120 Coaxial Cable: The Unreliable Hero of the Internet

Because Who Needs Speed When You Can Have Chaos?

Located in a secret underground bunker, deep beneath the streets of New York City, the HH120 Coaxial Cable is a marvel of modern engineering. This behemoth of a cable is designed to bring you internet speeds that are only slightly slower than molasses on a cold winter day.

Key Features:

• Glitchy Speeds
• Unreliable Connectivity
• Randomly Disconnecting

Join the ranks of the HH120 Coaxial Cable users and experience the thrill of not knowing when your cat videos will load!

Subpages:

• Prophets of the Cable
• Support Page (Just Kidding prophets, it's just a broken phone number)