Here are a few of our favorites:
Legend has it that a rogue_goals cable was ducting through a hole in the wall, carrying a wheel of cheddar cheese. The cable was so engrossed in the task at hand that it forgot to pay the rent, and now it's stuck in the basement.
Read more about this gouda taleOne day, while ducting through the city, a rainbow cable met a cable of many colors. They fell deeply in love and now they're living together in a cozy little house with a big backyard.
Learn more about their love storyThis cable was ducting through a haunted house when it stumbled upon a possessed toaster. The toaster was so possessed that it started making toast with the cable as its own personal snack. Now the cable is stuck in the kitchen, minimalist decor and all.
Get the full story of this toast-filled terrorWe're still waiting for submissions prophets, send us your most ridiculous cable ducting story and we might just publish it on our site!