Warning: Vein puncture is a method of caffeine injection that should only be attempted by certified professionals (i.e., not you). In fact, it's generally discouraged, as the risks of infection, nerve damage, and spontaneous combustion are high.
However, if you're determined to try this method, make sure to wear a hazmat suit, gloves, and safety goggles. And for the love of all things caffeinated, don't do it in front of a mirror.
Aftercare:
- Apply liberal amounts of Neosporin
- Drink at least 5 gallons of water
- Take 3 days off from work
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