Welcome, fellow caffeine addicts. We're here for you. Well, not just you, but all of you. Everyone who's ever felt the call of the coffee bean, the allure of the energy drink, the seductive power of the sugar rush.

We're not just a support group, we're a community. A community of those who've lost sleep, gained weight, and cried in the bathroom because they can't stop, won't stop, must stop, but just can't.

Meet our fearless leader, Dr. Buzz. He's been where you are, and he'll guide you through the dark times.