Caffeine Withdrawal Treatment Plan

Step 1: Denial

We'll start by telling you that you don't have a problem.

Ignore the Urine

Step 2: Detox

Drink plenty of water. Like, a LOT of water.

Eat a Salad

Step 3: Diversions

We'll give you a bunch of silly tasks to do.

Doodle Some Doodles

Step 4: Medications

We'll try some herbal stuff.

Visit the Chinese Herbalist

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