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Are you tired of the constant smell of last night's Chinese takeout lingering in your nostrils? Do you find yourself involuntarily glancing at the bathroom floor, wondering whose urine it could be? Well, we have the solution for you!
Simply ignore the urine. Just pretend it's not there. It's not like it's going anywhere.
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