SYMPTOMES OF CAFFEINE OVERLOAD

Because you're clearly a functioning member of society

Here are the telltale signs that you're mainlining the good stuff:

1. You're typing this very sentence with your eyes still open

2. Your heart rate is higher than your IQ

3. You've been up for 37 consecutive hours and still managed to shower

4. Your coffee cup is empty, but you've found a way to make more

5. Your social media posts are all just variations of 'HELP ME, I'M SLEEPING IN THE COFFEE SHOP'