You're doing it wrong. You're probably doing it wrong right now. Stop what you're doing. Just stop. Take a deep breath, and listen to the experts.
We've got a team of certified experts in the field of Unsolicited Advice. They've been trained in the art of telling you what you're doing wrong, and they're here to help.
So, take a step back, and let's start again. From the beginning. Because, let's be real, you probably messed up.
Proceed to Step 2