Listen, let's get one thing straight: you're not listening. And that's okay. In fact, it's more than okay. It's a superpower.
Think about it. People will tell you things. You'll hear their opinions, their thoughts, their feelings. And you'll nod, and you'll smile, and you'll pretend to care. But deep down, you're just counting down the minutes until you can get back to your phone.
And that's where you start to develop your skills. The art of not listening. It's not just about ignoring what people are saying, it's about actively tuning out. Like a radio with a broken dial.
Step 3 - The Art of Not Caring
Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Take a detour into the Experimental Phase.
Or, you know what? Just Just Don't Even Bother.