Are you tired of wandering the house in search of a matching sock? Do you feel like you're going crazy from the sheer number of solo socks in your drawer? Fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution: Sock Detection Agents!
But wait, there's more! Our experts have also developed Theories of Sock Hiding, explaining the mysterious disappearance of your footwear friends.
And for the more... adventurous among you, we have Sock Ninja Training, where you can learn the art of sneaking up on those sneaky socks and reclaiming them.
Disclaimer: Results may vary. Socks not guaranteed. Use at your own risk.