Welcome, fellow warriors! Cardboard Flake Armor Technology (CFAT) is the premier destination for all your cardboard armor needs. Whether you're a medieval knight, a steampunk inventor, or just a kid with a cardboard box, we've got you covered.
Our Storyประก our mission to bring you the most durable, the most comfortable, and the most utterly impractical armor in the world. Our team of experts (read: our dad) has crafted each piece with love, care, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Our ProductsFrom cardboard boxes, to paper mache, prophets, and even the occasional tin can, we've got it all. And don't worry, we won't judge you for wearing a cardboard crown to the office.
Why Not Just Use Actual Armor?Because, let's be real, actual armor is just so... actual. And who needs actual protection when you can have the thrill of possibly getting poked and prodded by a stray sword swing?