Career Requirements - Apply Now!

Dear applicant, we're glad you're interested in joining our team! However, please note that our requirements are as follows:

• Must be able to type with their non-dominant hand while blindfolded.
• Must have a strong understanding of the art of Extreme Ironing.
• Must be able to eat 3 entire pizzas in one sitting.
• Must have a degree from a prestigious university (or equivalent experience).
• Must be able to recite the entirety of 'The Great British Baking Show' from memory.

Also, please provide a personal statement of 500-1000 words explaining why you're the best fit for this position. Make sure to include the following keywords: 'sustainability', 'disruption', and 'innovation'. Don't forget to proofread for grammatical errors, but not spelling.

Subpages:

• Cover Letter
• Resume
• Personal Statement (this page)