Extreme Knitting Application Submission Guidelines

Please note that our application process is not for the faint of heart.

We're looking for individuals willing to take on the most physically demanding, mentally challenging, and emotionally draining profession in the world.

As an Extreme Knitter, you'll be expected to:

• Hold a minimum of 5 consecutive hours of stitches per day.
• Meet the impossible expectations of our demanding clientele.
• Survive on a diet of nothing but coffee and regret.

If you're still interested in joining our ranks, please follow these submission guidelines:

Physical Examination (Don't even think about it, just show up.)

Creative Portfolio (Show us your worst work, we love that stuff.)

Personal Statement (Tell us why you're the worst person we've ever met.)

Remember, only the most resilient, most masochistic applicants will be accepted.

We're not responsible for the tears, the sleep deprivation, or the occasional loss of sanity.

Apply at your own risk.

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