Are you tired of serving the same old carrot sticks with hummus for snack time? Do you yearn for something bold and daring? Look no further! Here are the secret recipes from the world's greatest carrot whisperer.
Carrots are like karma - a little bit crunchy, a little bit bitter, but ultimately, a little bit life-changing. Slice 3 carrots into thin pieces, dip them in a mixture of 1/2 cup mayonnaise, 1/4 cup wasabi, and 1 tsp sesame oil. Serve with a side of regret.
This variation is for those who want a little less karmic guilt. Replace the wasabi with a dash of honey and a pinch of thyme. Still a little crunchy, still a little bitter, still a little life-changing.
This recipe is for those who want to take their carrot karma to the next level. Add 1 cup pickled ginger to the mix, and serve with a side of existential dread.
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