Over-Exaggeration Epidemic Treatment Plan
Warning: This plan is for individuals who have a confirmed over-exaggeration diagnosis.
Symptoms:
- Taking 5-minute showers for 2 hours
- Using 17 different types of soap to wash hands
- Insisting that the sky is actually plaid
Treatment:
- Take 2-hour showers for only 5 minutes
- Use only 1 type of soap for hand washing
- Repeat the phrase "The sky is actually blue" 17 times daily
Under-Exaggeration Remedies may be necessary for some individuals
Progress tracking is available on this site