Welcome to the Overpriced Toy Catalog

Because you're a discerning adult with a penchant for unnecessary purchases, welcome to our collection of overpriced toys.

Overpriced Toy 1

$1,500.00

A 10-foot tall, neon pink flamingo made from the finest imported polyester. It's a real conversation starter.

Learn more about the Overpriced Flamingo
Overpriced Toy 2

$2,500.00

A rare, limited edition, hand-painted toaster that plays 'La Cucina' by Andrea Bocelli while it toasts your bread. Because who needs bread?

Read about the Overpriced Toaster
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