Our database, lovingly crafted by the incompent administrators, imploded in a spectacular fashion!
As you can see, our database went from "mostly functional" to "total disaster area" in a matter of seconds. We're still trying to figure out how it happened. Maybe it was the hamster that lived in the server room.
Here are some fun facts about the implotion:
We're currently trying to rebuild from the ashes of our previous database. We're also considering hiring new, more competent administrators.
Would you like to help us with that? Maybe donate some money to our "I'm with stupid" fund?
Learn more about our hamster therapy program. See our hamster reunion page for more info. Read our failblog for more implotions.