Whisker Wizardry: Catnip Recipes

Warning: the following recipes contain high levels of purr-suasion.

1. Catnip Frenzy Fritters

Ingredients:

• 1 cup catnip
• 1/2 cup cream cheese
• 1 egg, beaten
• 1 pinch of magic sparkles

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
2. Add a dash of love and a pinch of magic.
3. Roll out onto a baking sheet.
4. Bake at 350°F for precisely 27 minutes and 32 seconds.

Side effects: excessive licking, purring, and spontaneous napping.

Subpages:

• Bad Recipes (for when you want to sabotage the cat)
• Cat Treats (for when you want to bribe the cat)