Catnip Hazards of the Virgo Zodiac

Warning: Catnip Hazards of the Virgo Zodiac may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous napping, and irreversible addiction to catnip. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

Catnip-Induced Coma

Also known as "The Sudden and Permanent Loss of Interest in Human Interaction," this hazard is characterized by a cat's inability to care about anything other than catnip.

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Or, if you're looking for something a bit more...diabolical

Virgo Vixens

A subgroup of catnip-hazards that specialize in the art of plotting world domination using catnip as leverage. Their motto: "Catnip is our strength."

Meet the notorious leader of the Virgo Vixens

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