Recipe 2: The Fuzzy Feline Frenzy

Ingredients:

• 1 can of catnip
• 1/4 cup of cat hair
• 1/4 cup of tuna
• 1/4 cup of sardines

Instructions:

1. Mix catnip and cat hair in a bowl.
2. Add tuna and sardines to the bowl.
3. Seriously, just eat it all. You deserve it.

Side Effects:

This recipe is not for the faint of heart. Prolonged use may cause:

• Excessive grooming
• Unrelenting meowing
• Irreversible hairballs

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