The Official Celebration Guidelines

For Those Who Want to Do It Right

1. Be Loud. Celebration is not a whisper, it's a scream of joy. Make sure your noise level is at maximum decibels.

2. Be Bright. Use only the brightest, most obnoxious colors in your celebration. Anything less would be a travesty.

3. Be Bold. Don't just celebrate, declare your celebration. Use big, bold letters and make sure everyone knows you're celebrating.

Get your Celebration Kit to help you celebrate like a pro!

And remember, you have the right to celebrate!

Also, don't forget to check your Celebration Etiquette!

And, finally, don't let celebration problems get you down!