CELEBRITY CHEF UNION MEETING MINUTES

Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Attendance: Gordon Ramsay, Giada De Laurentis, Rachael Ray, Alton Brown, and Guy Fieri.
President Gordon Ramsay took the chair, and immediately demanded that the union provide free breakfast for all members.
Giada De Laurentis argued that free breakfast was a basic human right, while Rachael Ray suggested a 'ประก' breakfast buffet' with an endless variety of options.
Alton Brown advocated for a strict 'no-fun' breakfast, with only oatmeal and black coffee. Guy Fieri just ate a whole pizza by himself.
After much debate, the union decided on a compromise: 'free breakfast for all, but no fun.'.
Action items: schedule next meeting for 2 weeks hence, plan 'no-fun' breakfast, and find a way to get Guy Fieri to stop eating all the pizza.