C.E.O.-ocalypse: The End of All That is Good

The Apocalypse Has Been Declared, But the Coffee is Still Good

Due to an unexpected turn of events, the world as we know it has come to an end. The skies are filled with the sound of sirens, the ground is shaking, and the only thing that's still functioning properly is our coffee machine.

As the last remnants of humanity cling to the wreckage, they're still finding comfort in the rich aroma of freshly brewed coffee. It's a cruel irony, but someone's gotta do it.

So, if you're one of the lucky few who managed to survive the C.E.O.-ocalypse, grab a cup and join the party. It's not the end of the world, it's just the end of everything.

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