Speeches

Here are some notable speeches delivered by our fearless CEO:

• Q1 2022: 'The Future of Profit is Brighter Than You Think'
• Q2 2022: 'The Art of Strategic Disappointment'
• Q3 2022: 'The Inevitable Inflation of Innovation'
• Q4 2022: 'The Year of Miraculous Profit Margins'

Q1 2022: 'The Future of Profit is Brighter Than You Think'

We're not just breaking even, we're crushing it!

Q2 2022: 'The Art of Strategic Disappointment'

We're not just disappointed, we're innovating!

Q3 2022: 'The Inevitable Inflation of Innovation'

We're not just innovating, we're inflating!

Q4 2022: 'The Year of Miraculous Profit Margins'

We're not just making a profit, we're making a miracle!