Welcome to Cereal-Schizophrenia, where the boundaries between reality and breakfast cereals blur.
Our cereals are so addictive, you'll never know what's real.
Visit our Paranoid Puffs, where the corn flakes have a mind of their own.
Or, if you're feeling Delusional Drops, we've got you covered.
And for the truly Fragile Froot-Loops, we've got a special place in our hearts (and stomachs).
But be warned, our cereals are not for the faint of heart... or stomach.
Consult our Therapist Cornflakes for help with your cereal addiction.
Or, if all else fails, just Call the Cereal Hotline.