Certificates of Participation
Proof you were here! Or, at the very least, that you're a functioning member of society.
Achieved Certificates
Level 1: Basic Human Functioning
Level 2: Advanced Social Skills
Level 3: Mastered the Art of Not Getting Lost in the Mall
Specialized Certificates
Advanced Cert: Expert-level Participation in Online Forums
Professional Cert: Certified Professional Napping Specialist
Master Cert: Master of the Ancient Art of Doing Nothing